Pokemon - Togepi I Called Mid
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are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?


i want a relationship but i want them to be like a friend to me, i dont want the relationship to be all about kissing, making out and sex i just wanna hang out with them, and go places, and just have fun wherever we go


showing your friend something you know they would flip out over and they say “I’ve already seen it”


i was supposed to be the hero


*puts shoulder on son* hand

I have been tagged by @mrsmaryelizabethwatson

1) Have you ever met any celebrities?


2) Do you lick the bowl/spoon after making a cake or brownies (or something similar)?

Yes, I always argue with my brother about who will get to do it. I always end up getting most of it because its so good. omg I love it so much…

3) What is your favorite silly pick-up line?

Did it hurt when you feel from heaven because you’re the only ten I see.

4) What is the strangest food you have ever eaten?

Peanut sauce for spaghetti. I didnt like it.

5) If you were a famous singer in a band, what would the name of your band be?

Cool Cats.

6) If you woke up one morning and you were your favorite celebrity, who would it be and what would you do?

Zac Efron(i mean obviously pffttttt whaaaaaaaaaat hes the best) and I would go outside in a wildcats jersey and say “Go Wildcats” to everyone I walk by.

7) When was the last time you cried over something fictional? What was it?

3 months ago watching DW.

8) If you were to get a tattoo, what would it be of?

A Jinx Super Mega Death Rocket

9) What was your first thought when you woke up this morning?

Its not my birthday anymore :c

10) If you could time travel (but only once and back to your current time period again), where would you go?

10 years into the future to see what I was doing. (I know it seems kind of boring but it sounds kind of interesting to see what I’ll be doing in 10 years. Like, did I go to college, am I in a relationship? idk

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sex tip!! when he puts it in, yell ‘what are u doing in my swamp’


There is no going back now


grandpa what the fuck did you just do

“I have cried twice in my life. Once when I was seven and I was hit by a school bus. And then again when I heard that Li’l Sebastian had passed.” -Ron Swanson